Graysonisms

A few of Gray's recent laughable quotes:

One evening as we were sitting with our feet in the pool when out of nowhere he stated, "It's plenty hot out here." What two-year-old says that?! Now I hear him using variations of this almost daily. When he got in the bathtub tonight he said, "The water is plenty warm." Why yes old man Grayson, it is.


49.3 or "forty-nine three." This is Grayson's answer for anything you ask that has a numerical answer. For example, what time is it? Forty-nine three. What's the pool temperature? Forty-nine three. He's had a fever today and every time I take his temperature he takes mine and I'll give you one guess what mine is every time.


Here's a conversation we've been having a lot lately:
Gray (riding on his toy car): I'm going to bad guys' work. 
Me: Where do the bad guys work?
Gray: At the bad guys' office.
Me: What do they do there?
Gray: Um, they push.